kiss-me-hazza:

one time niall horan wore army pants and flip flops

so i bought army pants and flip flops

shavingryansprivates:

i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable

sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken

or a date with miranda cosgrove

So yesterday

im-a-directioner-fangirl:

Louis was being his sassy self

Niall called out Sydney Dalton for being a hoe

Zayn was partying it up at the Jersey Shore

Liam was being his typical sweet self trying to do a twitcam for us

Josh saw The Dictator

But Harry, what were you up to last night!?

One Direction's Voices Louis: Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks
Niall: Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin
Zayn: Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability
Harry: Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing
Liam: Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

Me: why do I have 27 tumblr tabs open